Turdlock.com was heartbroken to learn that Turldock has not joined the global sister city movement, a prestigious citizen diplomacy network that creates partnerships between U.S. and international communities. Sister City International strives "to build global cooperation at the municipal level, promote cultural understanding and stimulate economic development." Sadly, a search of the Sister City Directory found many cities in California with sister relationships around the world. Turdlock was nowhere to be found. This is indeed a disappointing and glaring oversight.
The citizens of Turdlock would benefit greatly from such global exposure. The economic and education benefits to our community from this exchange would be exceptional.
After close consultation with Turdlock municipal leaders, turdlock.com is happy to announce today a sister city relationship with Turdistan (see map, above, complements of doodie.com). Turdistan, like Turdlock, is a proud people with a long history and rich culture.
We look forward to developing this important relationship with our Turd sisters.