Here we celebrate all that is glorious and grotesque about small town America and, particularly, about the fair city of Turlock, California.
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What fond memories I have of Turdlock! On December 8th., 1999 I was returning to Sacratomato after spending two months in Las Vegas, Nevada (Insanity to stay there.)when my Yamaha RD400 holed a piston.
Is there any type of toxic emissions emanating from the environs of Turdlock that would cause aluminum to disintegrate or cause a hotter burn in a combustion chamber? Did I happen upon an hallucinogenic gas that made me imagine that I was passing through Turdlock as I passed through Turdlock? Or was it Las Turdgas? Bad gas? Good(or bad) turkey, cow or chicken gas? Do the pod people of Turdgas pass gas? You #%^&%*~^! The pod gas of Turdgas made my gas diesel!
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What fond memories I have of Turdlock! On December 8th., 1999 I was returning to Sacratomato after spending two months in Las Vegas, Nevada (Insanity to stay there.)when my Yamaha RD400 holed a piston.
Is there any type of toxic emissions emanating from the environs of Turdlock that would cause aluminum to disintegrate or cause a hotter burn in a combustion chamber? Did I happen upon an hallucinogenic gas that made me imagine that I was passing through Turdlock as I passed through Turdlock? Or was it Las Turdgas? Bad gas? Good(or bad) turkey, cow or chicken gas? Do the pod people of Turdgas pass gas? You #%^&%*~^! The pod gas of Turdgas made my gas diesel!
Beer is the answer, what was the question?
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