tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.comments2012-05-31T22:34:04.729-07:00turdlockIma Turdlockerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15495497915820061028noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-32779728532707308072010-02-14T21:56:01.195-08:002010-02-14T21:56:01.195-08:00I'd crane my neck to see that gross man!I'd crane my neck to see that gross man!Anna Raffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04979027047069279195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-13972846737235693042010-01-29T20:11:49.308-08:002010-01-29T20:11:49.308-08:00Viva free-thinking, gay-friendly Turdlockians! Som...Viva free-thinking, gay-friendly Turdlockians! Someone slap a bumper sticker on that garish mouth!Anna Raffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04979027047069279195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-4881720490338213852010-01-28T18:51:41.430-08:002010-01-28T18:51:41.430-08:00ROFL ----LOVE IT!!!! ----ROFL ----LOVE IT!!!! ----Trinitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-16170203208241647662008-11-21T22:56:00.000-08:002008-11-21T22:56:00.000-08:00What fond memories I have of Turdlock! On Decembe...What fond memories I have of Turdlock! On December 8th., 1999 I was returning to Sacratomato after spending two months in Las Vegas, Nevada (Insanity to stay there.)when my Yamaha RD400 holed a piston. <BR/><BR/> Is there any type of toxic emissions emanating from the environs of Turdlock that would cause aluminum to disintegrate or cause a hotter burn in a combustion chamber? Did I happen upon an hallucinogenic gas that made me imagine that I was passing through Turdlock as I passed through Turdlock? Or was it Las Turdgas? Bad gas? Good(or bad) turkey, cow or chicken gas? Do the pod people of Turdgas pass gas? You #%^&%*~^! The pod gas of Turdgas made my gas diesel!<BR/><BR/> Beer is the answer, what was the question?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-1162063166022612992006-10-28T12:19:00.000-07:002006-10-28T12:19:00.000-07:00chinese tallow trees are not native trees to the a...chinese tallow trees are not native trees to the area and will spread like a wild fire and take over. that could be part of the reason why they cut them down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-1159765838949170472006-10-01T22:10:00.000-07:002006-10-01T22:10:00.000-07:00This is a bit off-topic (though in a way not), but...This is a bit off-topic (though in a way not), but here's a snappy song, called <A HREF="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=566564&songID=4143620" REL="nofollow">Only Living Boy in Turlock</A> that may be of interest.Doc Nagelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07240297041650481905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-1158949097291356272006-09-22T11:18:00.000-07:002006-09-22T11:18:00.000-07:00Being a trapped turd myself, spiraling lazily coun...Being a trapped turd myself, spiraling lazily counter clock wise around the bottom of the bowl known as Turdlock, I used to wonder: Why does Turdlock smell? Do I smell? And if I do is it because I am a turd? And am I turd because I am in Turdlock or is Turdlock what it is because of people like me? Is that why turdlock smells because of me?? Now I can sleep easier knowing that the stench of silage and poo is not me. Thanks for clearing this up, it's the TURDLOCS causing all the suffering, and blessed are those who walk in the shadow of ignorance for they are the chosen ones.<BR/><BR/>So sayeth The Velveteen Turd.<BR/>Response: Glory, Glory, GloryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34187558.post-1158646661075904062006-09-18T23:17:00.000-07:002006-09-18T23:17:00.000-07:00I don't know about Turdlock, exactly. Sounds kinda...I don't know about Turdlock, exactly. Sounds kinda unsavory, really. I tend to think of it as "The Land of A Thousand Smells."Doc Nagelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07240297041650481905noreply@blogger.com